omg

(Source: obsessedwiththeroyals)

linettiperetti:

Mulaney & Kroll on “The Jeselnik Offensive” - 8/27/13

Boyfriends

I want Pilot’s tweets to be all that’s left of Western Civilization after the apocalypse

I want Pilot’s tweets to be all that’s left of Western Civilization after the apocalypse

Thanks. It has pockets!

The TV line of the year

(Source: throwherinthewater)

Proof that How I Met Your Mother was perfectly planned out from beginning to end

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This is from the third-season HIMYM episode “How I Met Everyone Else.” It is a flash-forward to the year 2020, the gang’s 20-year college reunion at Wesleyan. Ted is about to giggle and ask, “where’s my wife?” referring to his wife Tracy.

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This is from the ninth-season episode “Last Forever,” the series finale. It depicts Ted and Tracy’s wedding, which took place in…2020.

That must have been a real rough year for everyone.

donrickles:

Josh Homme watches Mr. Show!

THANK YOU JOSH

VANILLA ROCKS

(Source: mattyberninger)

me irl

me irl

synecdoche:

honestly one of my favorite scenes on any television show ever.

Yes

(Source: foxtailswish)

Trivia season champions

Trivia season champions

movieposteroftheday:

German poster for DIARY OF A COUNTRY PRIEST (Robert Bresson, France, 1951)
Designer: unknown
Poster source: Kinoart.net

someone buy this and frame this for me
and buy me a power drill while you’re at it
and some thick NAILS to put in my WALLS

movieposteroftheday:

German poster for DIARY OF A COUNTRY PRIEST (Robert Bresson, France, 1951)

Designer: unknown

Poster source: Kinoart.net

someone buy this and frame this for me

and buy me a power drill while you’re at it

and some thick NAILS to put in my WALLS

bobbyfinger:

I made this tonight and don’t know why!!!!!!!

this is special, this is important

Me and @mollybot3000 found the worst okcupid profile of all time last night

Me and @mollybot3000 found the worst okcupid profile of all time last night

Well I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say

Your checks will arrive on another day

Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar

Another stuffed shirt with another white collar

Criminals, Wall Street taking the pie, and all the black man gets is to play the white lies

Prisons recruitin’ them, police be shootin’ them, rap artists lootin’ them, labels are dilutin’ them

Barack Obama is SCARED of me cause I don’t swallow knowledge and I spit it for free

Let me clear my throat, oh-hahahaaa

I don’t know what that was.

I don’t…I don’t know what that was.

*runs out crying*