Mulaney & Kroll on “The Jeselnik Offensive” - 8/27/13
The TV line of the year
This is from the third-season HIMYM episode “How I Met Everyone Else.” It is a flash-forward to the year 2020, the gang’s 20-year college reunion at Wesleyan. Ted is about to giggle and ask, “where’s my wife?” referring to his wife Tracy.
This is from the ninth-season episode “Last Forever,” the series finale. It depicts Ted and Tracy’s wedding, which took place in…2020.
That must have been a real rough year for everyone.
I made this tonight and don’t know why!!!!!!!
this is special, this is important
Well I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say
Your checks will arrive on another day
Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar
Another stuffed shirt with another white collar
Criminals, Wall Street taking the pie, and all the black man gets is to play the white lies
Prisons recruitin’ them, police be shootin’ them, rap artists lootin’ them, labels are dilutin’ them
Barack Obama is SCARED of me cause I don’t swallow knowledge and I spit it for free
Let me clear my throat, oh-hahahaaa
I don’t know what that was.
I don’t…I don’t know what that was.
*runs out crying*